vegyta:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

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falconiesauto:

It’s old but it’s beautiful 

mydogsnokes:

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

shrivelednips:

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

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thalposia

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turing-tested:

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

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crippledjazzer:

Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
On the tough guy style I’m not too keen
To try to change the world I will plot and scheme

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“I can’t believe you’ve lived in Texas all this time and didn’t know geese are probably the least chill animal around.” You trot alongside Jon, down the slight incline of the riverbed towards the lake itself. You let him reaffirm your analysis of the plan and then look back at him, shrugging. “If you get caught I’ll just teleport you out of there,” you respond. “But go do your thing.”

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9km:

got milk bitch? 🥛🍼😶 got beef? 😠👊🥩got steak ho? got cheese?👀🧀  grade 🅰️ ho, not lean 😳❌ got me a1, sauce please 😫 these heifers got nothin’ on me 💁‍♀️ steaks high, 🥩⬆️need a side of collard greens 🥗
ca💲h 💰🤑💸 rules everything 🌎🔁 around me 😋 ice cream🍦😛 ice cream 🍨😝 you a calf bitch 🐄, you ma daughter 🤱i ain’t bothered 🤷‍♀️ get slaughtered 🔪 got the methane, i’m a farter🍑💨 with my farmer 👨‍🌾 mcdonald 🍟 and they feed me real good, it’s a honor 😔 philly cheesesteak all in that order, chili cheese fries as a starter🌶🍟 got the steroids 💉 keeping me stronger 😉💪 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow, i am not ⛔️ a cat 🐱, i dont 🙅‍♀️🚫😤 say meow 🔇🤬😾 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow 🐄❤️🐮

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